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A UNIVERSE OF LOONEY VERSE (PAPERBACK) 

Want a close encounter of the absurd kind or worse? Then blast off with these aster-odes from across the universe. Rockin' poems both funny and ace. I'd tell you more but there's not enough SPACE!!  WRITTEN WITH CHRIS WHTE

AND THE CASE OF THE CUTGLASS CUTLASS (PAPERBACK)

The first case of the world's only pirate detective is a grotty tale of diddling and confuddling mystery! Who nabbed the famous Cutglass Cutlass? Was is Lady Booming Clapshot? Or Whithers? Or Peg Nose Pedro - the wickedest, wackiest pirate in Spain?

AND THE POINTY HEAD LIGHTHOUSE (PAPERBACK)

The second case of Sam Hawkins is a toe-curlingly, nose-wipingly muddlesome mystery!  The Famous Pointy Head Lighthouse has been kidnapped. But by whom? Was it Billy Buddy? Harvey Clump? Long John Saliva? The Scarlet Winkle??

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